Look how wide this parking space is

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/29/2016 at 15:41 • Filed to: None

So much room for activities!

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 15:57

This must be a rebadged Civic or something. No way could a BMW park this conservatively!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
12/29/2016 at 16:00

NO I mean YES.

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 16:11

Now stick an F-150 in each of those spots and see if they still seem wide...

Tazio, Count Fouroff > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 16:16

Lol that should be the *minimum* permissible width

Yet people will STILL manage to double park.

E90M3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 16:22

That’s why all spaces should be like this:

Kinja'd!!!

Can’t double park, nor can someone park next to me.

PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 16:29

Texas parking spaces, and even parking garages, are made with trucks in mind. Enjoy!

Europe calls this a large car.

PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 16:34

There’s a German guy working in the next building over from me that I’ve befriended. He was amazed at the size of our vehicles here in Texas.

Yes. Vehicles. Stop laughing.

Stapleface > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 16:47

Maybe there’s just a lot of BMW drivers around so they figured to just make the spaces big enough for them to fit in. ;)

Stapleface > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 16:48

It looks like the guy in the Leaf still managed to screw it up though!

No they were still in the lines.

You need to pull all the way into the space.

E90M3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 17:13

I had to figure out someway to park like a dick.

Stapleface > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 17:14

Damn. You could fit probably 4 leafs (leaves?) in that space then.

Seriously tho you could probably fit 3 in there if you park them sideways.

just-a-scratch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 17:26

... big enough that even a BMW can park inside the lines.

[Obligatory]

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/29/2016 at 18:55

Hey, send some of that space my way!